Brian

Okay, I can see your point, they aren't even configured the same in terms of how they work. But hey, first thing that came to mind.

I tend to like calling or e-mail, never got into texting, maybe I'm just prehistoric.

No, can't say I have, but oddly have seen videos where one of these is used as a traveling bar. People drink and at the same time peddle along. Below is an example from Australia:

I'm sure you have heard it before, but many a year ago, Dan Fogelberg did a song called Run For the Roses that's about that. Always rather liked it.

Okay, so maybe there is a guilty by association thing or simply for carrying even though it's not yours, I can see that happening.

Or 'La Big Mac' as Pulp Fiction tells us they are called in Holland. Lucky for you, that is how they make them, no pineapple included.

Well hey, I am sure your dog food may be more nutritious than a Bic Mac, though may not taste as good.