Which Dad joke do you like?

By Barry N . Created on Sep 08, 2021
Everything Else 141 votes | 22 Comments
Why is your nose in the middle of your face? It's the scenter.

Why is your nose in the middle of your face? It's the scenter.

What did the Pirate's report card look like? He always got seven Cs.

What did the Pirate's report card look like? He always got seven Cs.

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Jeanette said a week ago
What do either of these have to do with Dad?
What did the Pirate's report card look like? He always got seven Cs.
Lili said a week ago
cuter joke some peeps wouldn't get the other joke
Papacarl said a week ago
Better than average
What did the Pirate's report card look like? He always got seven Cs.
Jackie said a week ago
Well, what can I say?!
Why is your nose in the middle of your face? It's the scenter.
Kimberly said a week ago
Okay....
Papacarl said a week ago
No reason
What did the Pirate's report card look like? He always got seven Cs.
Julie said 3 weeks ago
Bahahahaha
Why is your nose in the middle of your face? It's the scenter.
Damien said 3 weeks ago
A bounty hunter came into the store yesterday. I sent him over to the paper towel aisle. He found some.
What did the Pirate's report card look like? He always got seven Cs.
Brian said 3 weeks ago
You do realize I now have this image of The Mandalorian and 'The Child' strolling in some place looking for paper towels? "This is the way".
Why is your nose in the middle of your face? It's the scenter.
Damien said a week ago
Maybe that's how it went down. 😁