What’s the strangest thing your kid said when the got home from school?

By Kelly Ables . Created on Sep 22, 2021
What is the strangest thing your kid said when they got home from school?
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I’ve got to poop I ve been holding it all day

I’ve got to poop I ve been holding it all day

I’ve got to pee I can’t use the bathroom at school

I’ve got to pee I can’t use the bathroom at school

I don't have kids

I don't have kids

on Sep 22, 2021
Dad, your truck is on fire 😷🥓🔥🚒👩‍🚒👨‍🚒🧯

Dad, your truck is on fire 😷🥓🔥🚒👩‍🚒👨‍🚒🧯

on Sep 22, 2021
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I don't have kids
Jeanette said 4 weeks ago
Nothing
Dad, your truck is on fire 😷🥓🔥🚒👩‍🚒👨‍🚒🧯
alfromal said on Sep 23, 2021
and yes it was,, 🔥🧯👨‍🚒🚒😷🥓😒
MarieN said on Sep 23, 2021
KOOL!!! (or not, sorry). A neighbor of ours once had their car catch on fire, parked next to a few other cars, including "lefty's" Bronco. (Eveyone went out and moved their cars) This was on a military base, it was quite "exciting". No one could figure out IF they should call the on base fire department, OR the local town fire department. This was WAY long ago, before cell phones (35+ years), and by the time they go...
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Dad, your truck is on fire 😷🥓🔥🚒👩‍🚒👨‍🚒🧯
alfromal said on Sep 23, 2021
yeah Marie, this also was a while ago seeing as said son is now 55, and he was coming home from grammar school, no cells, it burned to the ground, so to speak, was an old pickup i kept around with a plow on it for the winter driveway clearing,, not a big loss, didn't hurt the snow plow,, ✔😷🥓🤣
S T said on Sep 23, 2021
Most kids are he or she, not the.
William said on Sep 22, 2021
None of these. But my son once proclaimed "another day, another donut!"
Dan said on Sep 22, 2021
OMG. Maybe we need to add potty training to the state educational standards for all school kids now.
I don't have kids
Brian said on Sep 22, 2021
Don't have kids of my own, but in my case, likely something involving dissecting assorted critters in biology class. Not the sort of thing to bring up at dinner when asked what you did in school today.
Dad, your truck is on fire 😷🥓🔥🚒👩‍🚒👨‍🚒🧯
Damien said on Sep 22, 2021
A story about the wild driving of the bus driver. Among other things, she is not afraid to take the kids off roading if need be. On time arrival or your next trip is free!
Frank said on Sep 22, 2021
Don't have any kids in school